Is Zelensky finally corrupt enough for the biggest Rafale deal of all time?

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Europe’s favorite girlfriend, Zelensky, arrived in Paris on Monday, in the wake of the city lighting up its annual Christmas decorations on the Champs Elysees. Guess he heard that Santa Claus was coming and wanted to take an early spin on his lap.

Cast in the role is Macron, who pulled out a “letter of intention” to supply Kiev with up to 100 French Rafale fighter jets. Both signed it. Rafales are the second-most expensive fighter jets in the world, and to date, this many have never been sold to a single buyer before.

The agreement so far is not binding as to any eventual sale, but letters of intention can contain binding exclusivity or “no-shop” clauses, the breach of which can lead to damages being awarded for the loss of pre-contract expenses. These don’t amount to very much, relatively speaking. But the real value in it for Zelensky and Macron is to stick it to Donald Trump. Because Trump keeps saying that he’ll supply weapons to Ukraine by basically turning the EU into a franchise for the US defense industry: they’d purchase American weapons for Kiev and then hand them over.

This move makes it clear that the EU will instead be buying European weapons for Ukraine. Which is a huge middle finger to Trump’s obvious self-serving strategy of hiking NATO country spending demands to 5% of GDP so they have more cash to spend on US weapons under the guise of needing to protect themselves from their obsession over Vladimir Putin arriving in 2035. (The specific date conveniently gives them enough of a fiscal runway to thoroughly rinse out the pockets of their own taxpayers for this grift.)

NATO countries have been indulging in some real idiocy lately in an attempt to shove as much of their budget as possible into the “defense spending” category to meet Trump’s 5%.

Canada recently proposed training 300,000 federal civil servants to “shoot guns, drive trucks, and fly drones,” according to the Ottawa Citizen citing a “defense department directive.” Perhaps that would allow the government to classify as military spending the salaries of any future heat-packers at agencies and departments like the National Arts Center, the Canada Pension Plan, Revenue Canada, and the Canadian Race Relations Foundation.

Similarly, Italy is building a bridge to Sicily that it’s classifying as military, just because troops could also use it, which has inspired Germany to do the same with its own civilian bridge and road projects.

So these countries were already performing ridiculous charades in an attempt to make Trump’s defense spending demands work to their own benefit. Now Macron has taken it a step further by getting Zelensky to commit to defense purchasing exclusivity to the overt detriment of the American weapons industry and the benefit of Europe’s.

Minor problem, though: who’s paying? The average French citizen would really like to know. We’re talking about $10 billion here. Online comments about this announcement have rightfully underscored that neither France nor Ukraine has the cash for it. Even if Macron takes half of the approximately 200 fighter jets from the French Air Force and hands them over like he’s blowing out the closet for the season as an excuse to load it up with shiny new stuff, those planes still cost about $100 million each to make and take about three years to replace. Again, who would be paying for France’s new duds and covering for any security nakedness?

The whole thing sounds incredibly scammy. Speaking of which, we literally just finished hearing nonstop about how Ukraine just magically discovered that its nuclear power sector was handing out contracts like a nightclub bouncer handles the crowd outside on the sidewalk. Pay a bribe and skip the line. Don’t pay, and you can just keep hanging out behind the velvet rope, straining your neck to see all the other guys inside doing business. But guess who doesn’t really care? EU leaders, apparently.

Macron just gave the whole thing a big Gallic shrug when he invited Zelensky to come hang out to discuss what the Elysee called “bilateral cooperation, notably in the domains of energy, economy and defense.” Energy and defense? Great – one sector in which Ukraine has a fresh $100 million scandal, and another that virtually runs on corruption.

Did Macron just see the recent scandal in the Ukrainian energy sector as a prerequisite for doing business? “You’re finally corrupt enough for us to cooperate!” All this happens to be unfolding just as another French company, Holcim (formerly Lafarge), goes on trial in France for alleged kickbacks to ISIS head-choppers in Syria.

Let’s face it – France is already being spanked regularly by Queen Ursula von der Leyen herself over its soaring debt. So clearly it doesn’t have the cash for this. But the entire EU has been trying to figure out how to avoid having to spend any of its own money on potential Ukrainian scams – defense or otherwise – by just stealing Russia’s money that they were “safekeeping” in European banks and letting Ukraine blow that instead. Basically, they’re looking to turn Russia into an unwitting high roller at the gambling table and cast the EU as the bimbo who would be making all these bold betting moves with Russia’s cash. Which doesn’t sound like a great idea to the outfit that could be held liable for it, Belgian-based Euroclear, which has recently entertained the idea of suing the EU over their robbery plans, according to Le Monde.

Right now, even the Washington-based International Monetary Fund (IMF) is going like, “Yeah, about that loan tab that we have open for Ukraine? We’re gonna close it if it looks like someone else can’t pay it.” The guy bumming around the planet, looking like an Amazon delivery driver whose uniform is permanently in the wash, doesn’t exactly inspire confidence that he’ll return your borrowed lawnmower, let alone billions in loaned cash.

If there’s an upside to all of this, it’s that it doesn’t look like those Rafales will be in the air over Ukraine to start World War III anytime soon. This is little more than an engagement party designed to make Trump jealous. But Macron, Zelensky, and the extended EU family still have no idea how to pay for this wedding.

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